Trudy333

am I supposed to say something here?

358,059 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

image

image

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via destinyorfreewill)

158,912 notes

havethomecandy:

girlsbydaylight:

dance-at-bougival:

#they have the best kisses in any disney thing ever#EVER #because it’s always rapunzel grabbing him and pulling him close #which is GREAT #because her entire character arc is about her seizing the life she deserves#and reveling in every tiny magical moment #and she’s met this boy that she loves#and she’ll be DAMNED if she ever lets him go #SHE EVEN DIPS HIM #SHE DIPS HIM AND KISSES HIM #my daaaaaaarling girl #and the wedding kiss killed me DEAD because eugene’s face is so priceless #he’s still not used to it #he’s still not used to her at all #and he probably never will be 

What really kills me is, in the third gif, her little hops towards him because she is SO EXCITED to marry him and kiss him and share her life with him, she’s just going to grab onto that and hold on forever.  GET IT, RAPUNZEL.

This is why I can’t ship her with anyone but Eugene. 

(Source: --tangled, via robinwinghood)

840 notes

I was not a lovable child, and I’d grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it’d be a scribble with fangs
Gillian Flynn, Dark Places (via fassyy)

(via batty4u)